Look,
I’ve had about a thousand of these conversations. They usually start with the same script: "I help artists get more streams and visibility. Want me to show you results?"
It’s the same "Independence Paywall" mirage. Someone promises you the moon for a fee, but they’ve never actually touched the ground. If you’re a "promoter" looking to work with me—or any artist who actually values their craft—you need to understand the new reality of the game.
1. The Music is the Value (Not the Marketing)
The biggest mistake "would-be" promoters make is thinking they are the ones bringing value to the table. Let’s get this straight: The music is the value. Marketing and promotion are just the delivery systems. If you want a piece of what I’m building, you better be in it for the music itself. My music isn't a "product" to be algorithmically boosted; it’s the core asset. If you don't even know what the site looks like or what the record sounds like before you pitch me, you’ve already failed the first test.
2. I’m Not a Tour Guide
Don’t ask me if I have "only one song" or if you "need to sign up." If you’re serious about representing an artist, explore the ecosystem. * Click the pages.
Listen to the catalog.
Understand the brand strategy.
I’m not here to hold your hand through my own professional history. A real promoter arrives with a plan based on the work they’ve already studied. If you need a guided tour just to find the "Play" button, you aren't ready for the big leagues.
3. Promotion is a Street Job, Not a Remote One
This is the part where most of you fall off. When I tell a promoter to quit their job and come work for me on commission, the first question is always: "Can I work from home?"
The answer is NO.
Digital "engagement" is the new Loudness War. It’s a lot of noise that doesn't always translate to a real audience. If you want to actually promote:
You have to hit the streets.
You have to take meetings.
You have to build real-world connections.
Promotion is not a "social media job." It’s about being an advocate for the art in the real world. If you aren't willing to leave your desk to make a movement happen, you aren't a promoter—you’re just an ad manager.
The Bottom Line
I have the same proposition for every person sliding into my DMs: If you’re so confident in your "results," come prove it. Work for the music. Work on commission. Get out from behind the screen and actually promote.
Until then, stop selling the mirage.

-MGMT
